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थोडा हल्का - जरा हटके (हास्य वयंग्य )

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ओबामा तो मर गया पर ना जानें किसी की मौत से लोगों को इतनी खुशी क्यूं हो रही है? पहले भी तीन चार बार अमेरिका वाले कह चुके थे और बकायदा प्रुफ दे रहे थे कि भाई ओसामा मर गया है लेकिन हर बार जाहंपनाह अपना एक नया वीडियो लाकर दूनिया को दहला देते थे. इस बार तो अमेरिका ने बाकयदा डीएनए टेस्ट भी कराया है कि कहीं जो मरा है वह ओसामा है भी की नहीं और अगर अब ऐसे में ओसामा की जिंदा होने की खबर आ जाएं तो समझो ओबामा अंकल की कुर्सी तो गई पानी में.

लेकिन हां जहां सब रोने में लगे हैं मैंने सोचा थोड़ा आपको हंसा ही देते हैं. दूनिया भर की खबर के लिए तो आपके पास इंटरनेट और न्यूज चैनलों की भीड़ तो है ही लेकिन अगर भारत की असली तस्वीर देखनी है तो जरा नीचें नजर लड़ाइएं, मजा आएगा पढ़कर, एक बिंदास पोस्ट.

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITY OF INDIA :

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s MUMBAI

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That’s DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That’s AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.

He writes a software program to stop the fight.

But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.

That’s BANGALORE

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense.

Peace settles in…

That’s CHENNAI

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth

and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

“don’t fight in front of my place, go sumwhere else and keep fighting”.

That’s KERALA !

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And the best one is ….

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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THE LAST ONE

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with HIS FRNDS and beet both of them.

and goes

You are in U.P !!!